Greet God,

I write you because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle in the
television. In color.
And so come me the idea to make holidays in the world-room (weltraum). Alone whitout any crazy wife. i am the Kraxlhuber.
The hofer andal was my clock-clock grandfather. i stand on a very bad foot
wih my with. always she shouts me. she hass a shrill voice like a circle
saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says i am a schlapp tail (schwanz).

She wants that i become bürgermaster. But i dont want to be bürgermaster.
I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my ruah. And so i
want to make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. but i take my dog
with me. He is a boxer. His name is wurstl. So i want book a flight in
your next spaceshuttle. But please give me not a window place. I wouldkotzyou
the  rocket, because i am not swindelfree. And no standing place.

And please do not tell my wife that i want to go alone. She has a big
schrotflinte. She would make sieb from me. I need not much comfort.

A nice doubleroom with bath and kloo an heating. And windows with look to the
earth. So i can look through my far-glass and see my wife working on the
potato feeld. And my dog and i laugh us a branch (hahahaha).
We will kringel us before laughing.
Is what loose on the moon? I need warm weather and i hope the sun shine
every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.
 

With friendly Servus,
Kraxlhuber
 
 

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